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Alexie Sayle – Ullo John Gotta New Motor Lyrics

Gotta new motor? Your goat’s made a mess on the carpet (x2)
He lost his bottle in Barnsley (x2)
He’s an Avon Representative (x2)
Ullo John! ALEXIE SAYLEUllo John Gotta New Motor Lyrics
Ullo-Ullo-Ullo-Ullo
Ullo John! Gotta new motor? Gotta new motor? (x2)
Ah ah ah ah ow… ah ah ah ah ow
Ullo John! Gotta new motor? Gotta new motor? That’s a nice sound as well, Bermondsey
You can get a light and bitter, and it sounds nice
Light and bitter, that sounds nice, I’d like a light and bitter
Oh cheers thanks a lot
Oh nice one yeah, alright
What you having? Ullo John! Gotta new motor? They put me in a special hospital (x2)
Is there life on Mars? Ullo John! What you having eh? Gotta new motor? Gotta new motor? Gotta new motor? (x5)
(Spoken) Here that’s a nice three piece suite, yeah
I like your music centre
Here got any Demis Roussos? Ullo John! Gotta new motor? Pina Colada? (x2)
What’s that switch over there for? Gotta new motor? ‘Ere wanna brown ale? Ullo John! Ullo John! (x2)
Ullo John! Lovely, here you must be sophisticated
Ullo-Ullo-Ullo-Ullo
Ullo John! He can’t half play the bongos (x2)
He’s got a record by Billy Joel (x2)
Them locks are easy (x2)
Here’s my calling card: WALLOP! Gotta new motor? (x2)
Is there life in Peckham? Ullo John! (x2)
That’s a piece of balsa (x2)
You can make a model out of that (x2)
He stuck his head in a dustbin (x2)
And then ran through the launderette (x2)
Ullo John! Gotta new motor? Gotta new motor? (x4)
Hahahahahahahaha
motor, motor, motor, motor
motor, motor, motor, motor, urgggghhh
Ullo John! ‘Ere John do you like the suit here, eh eh it’s a lovely suit innit? Gotta new motor? Your goat’s made a mess of the carpet (x2)
Ullo John! Oo I like him, Barry Manilow,
I think he’s terrific
Oh I love him, I love Barry Manilow,
I go all weak, when I hear Barry Manilow I go all weak Mine’s a light and bitter (x2)
Ullo John! Ullo John! Lovely… Miami
Package tour in Miami
You can’t get a light and bitter
You can’t get a light and bitter in Miami though
You can get one in Bermondsey though! Gotta new motor? Gotta new mot-AH … AH … AH
He works on the Thames Barrier (x2)
I keep tropical fish (x2)
In me underpants (x2)
Ullo John! He walks around with a hat on (x2)
(Spoken) Oh yeah our Rodney yeah, he’s the intelligent one
He’s in the police force
Very bright he is
Been to Miami?