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Miranda Cosgrove – Christmas Wrapping Lyrics

A&P has provided me
with the world’s smallest turkey
already in the oven, nice and hot
Oh damn! But I think I’ll miss this one this year. Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! “Need a break; this year’s been crazy.”
I said, “Me too, but why are you? Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Calendar picture, frozen landscape,
Chilled this room for twenty-four days,
Evergreens, sparkling snow
Get this winter over with! Merry Christmas! So on with the boots, back out in the snow
To the only all-night grocery,
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
In the line is that guy I’ve been chasing all year! Guess what I forgot? Had his number but never the time
Most of ’81 passed along those lines. No, this time it was me,
Sunburn in the third degree. ”
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Couldn’t miss this one this year! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! MIRANDA COSGROVEChristmas Wrapping Lyrics
Bah, humbug!” No, that’s too strong
‘Cause it is my favorite holiday
But all this year’s been a busy blur
Don’t think I have the energy
To add to my already mad rush
Just ’cause it’s ’tis the season. Merry Christmas! But I think I’ll miss this one this year. Merry Christmas! Now the calendar’s just one page
And, of course, I am excited
Tonight’s the night, but I’ve set my mind
Not to do too much about it. Last fall I had a night to myself,
Same guy called, halloween party,
Waited all night for him to show,
This time his car wouldn’t go,
Forget it, it’s cold, it’s getting late,
Trudge on home to celebrate
In a quiet way, unwind
Doing Christmas right this time. But I think I’ll miss this one this year. Couldn’t miss this one this year! Flashback to springtime, saw him again,
Would’ve been good to go for lunch,
Couldn’t agree when we were both free,
We tried, we said we’d keep in touch. So deck those halls, trim those trees
Raise up cups of Christmas cheer,
I just need to catch my breath,
Christmas by myself this year. You mean you forgot cranberries too?”
Then suddenly we laughed and laughed
Caught on to what was happening
That Christmas magic’s brought this tale
To a very happy ending! “I’m spending this one alone,” he said. But I think I’ll miss this one this year. Hardly dashing through the snow
Cause I bundled up too tight
Last minute have-to-do’s
A few cards a few calls
‘Cause it’s r-s-v-p
No thanks, no party lights
It’s Christmas Eve, gonna relax
Turned down all of my invites. The perfect gift for me would be
Completions and connections left from
Last year, ski shop,
Encounter, most interesting. Merry Christmas! Didn’t, of course, ’til summertime,
Out to the beach to his boat could I join him?